Zorphbert & Fred by Dawn Griffin

Apr14

Rockstar From Mars

by dgriff13 on 2011/04/14 at 12:00 am

Posted In: Comics

Okay, I promise after this no more weird Sheen quotes. I just had to reference the Mars line, it was just screaming to be noticed…. much like Mr. Sheen himself these days.

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ghostrunner

yeah i mean there was people until the sand people decided they needed a planet other than tattoie
- dgriff13
  
  LOL!
Dan Dreibelbis

there ARE Martians, all right. It’s just that they all reside in Mr. Sheen’s head. “Oh my, there’s plenty of space here – I’ll be able to finish work on my Eludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator in peace! Isn’t that lovely, hmmmm?”
- dgriff13
  
  maybe Charlie will snap back to sanity, and suddenly Z&F will disappear! Existential, man….
Bo Lumpkin

I have a fantasy about bein’ on a deserted island with Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Lady Gaga…and bein’ able to slip off and leave them there unfound.
- tmcelmurry
  
  I like your way of thinkin’ Bo. If you need a boat to get them out there let me know, I’ll have one on stand by.
- dgriff13
  
  man… maybe it’s just my gutter mind, but I expected something different from the first sentence of that fantasy description. I like your ending better. Todd, no need for a boat. Give ’em parachutes and dump them out of a plane.
  
  May not even need parachutes. ;0)
  - Bo Lumpkin
    
    Parachutes are expensive. Maybe we could just attach each of them to a politician and see if the hot air will help them float down.
tmcelmurry

I have a strange feeling Zorphbert is only double-checking that selection on his sheet. I feel he made that selection the first moment they met him.
- dgriff13
  
  you’re right… this was no surprise. Too many jokes to make, I had to narrow it down to a few choice ones.
jynksie

What if we eventually find life on mars?!? What does that make Charlie Sheen then? A raving lunatic genius w/ a sixth sense?!? (I couldn’t type this w/o laughing)
- dgriff13
  
  I couldn’t read your comment without laughing! *slaps knee* good one.
Leshka

Don’t tell David Bowie.

(And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, shame on you! 😛 )
- dgriff13
  
  ahhhhh yes….. http://www.wastedtalent.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/165628__ziggy_l.jpg
JerryBenedict

If he’s from Mars, wouldn’t Emilio Estevez be from there too? I’d never watch Breakfast club the same way again! Come to think of it, I’d never watch Breakfast Club…
- dgriff13
  
  lessee.. so far n the comic I have determined that the Devo members as well as Gary Coleman ARE/were aliens, and Michael Jackson is NOT (surprise!). Charlie would have made an obvious alien, but that’s just too… easy. Nope, all human. Just crah-AZY!
  
  aww. Breakfast Club is classic 80’s cheese. Good for those stay-home-sick-and-watch-movies days. Some Kind of Wonderful was my personal fav tho.
  - JerryBenedict
    
    True… it does have that certain cheese quality!
    I admit it… I did see Breakfast Club when it was in the theatres, back in the day! I don’t think I ever saw some Kind of Wonderful. I did like Better Off Dead.
  - dgriff13
    
    aww man, you gotta see SKoW… total cheese, but Watts is awesome. Hell, Watts was practically me in HS. Replace the drums with comics/sports.
MrErsatz

Is he washing his mouth out with whisky? That’s so Rock ‘n’ Martian Roll!
- dgriff13
  
  well, that’s the way Charlie…. rolls.
  - MrErsatz
    
    *cringe*
Jackson

Alls I gotta say is, few Sheen lines would be more apropos in a comic about disguised aliens.

Well, fine, that’s not alls I gotta say. Is he brushing his teeth with what I think he’s brushing his teeth with?

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