Okay, I promise after this no more weird Sheen quotes. I just had to reference the Mars line, it was just screaming to be noticed…. much like Mr. Sheen himself these days.
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yeah i mean there was people until the sand people decided they needed a planet other than tattoie
LOL!
there ARE Martians, all right. It’s just that they all reside in Mr. Sheen’s head. “Oh my, there’s plenty of space here – I’ll be able to finish work on my Eludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator in peace! Isn’t that lovely, hmmmm?”
maybe Charlie will snap back to sanity, and suddenly Z&F will disappear! Existential, man….
I have a fantasy about bein’ on a deserted island with Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Lady Gaga…and bein’ able to slip off and leave them there unfound.
I like your way of thinkin’ Bo. If you need a boat to get them out there let me know, I’ll have one on stand by. 🙂
man… maybe it’s just my gutter mind, but I expected something different from the first sentence of that fantasy description. I like your ending better. Todd, no need for a boat. Give ’em parachutes and dump them out of a plane.
May not even need parachutes. ;0)
Parachutes are expensive. Maybe we could just attach each of them to a politician and see if the hot air will help them float down.
I have a strange feeling Zorphbert is only double-checking that selection on his sheet. I feel he made that selection the first moment they met him. 🙂
you’re right… this was no surprise. Too many jokes to make, I had to narrow it down to a few choice ones.
What if we eventually find life on mars?!? What does that make Charlie Sheen then? A raving lunatic genius w/ a sixth sense?!? (I couldn’t type this w/o laughing)
I couldn’t read your comment without laughing! *slaps knee* good one.
Don’t tell David Bowie.
(And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, shame on you! 😛 )
ahhhhh yes….. http://www.wastedtalent.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/165628__ziggy_l.jpg
If he’s from Mars, wouldn’t Emilio Estevez be from there too? I’d never watch Breakfast club the same way again! Come to think of it, I’d never watch Breakfast Club…
lessee.. so far n the comic I have determined that the Devo members as well as Gary Coleman ARE/were aliens, and Michael Jackson is NOT (surprise!). Charlie would have made an obvious alien, but that’s just too… easy. Nope, all human. Just crah-AZY!
aww. Breakfast Club is classic 80’s cheese. Good for those stay-home-sick-and-watch-movies days. Some Kind of Wonderful was my personal fav tho.
True… it does have that certain cheese quality!
I admit it… I did see Breakfast Club when it was in the theatres, back in the day! I don’t think I ever saw some Kind of Wonderful. I did like Better Off Dead.
aww man, you gotta see SKoW… total cheese, but Watts is awesome. Hell, Watts was practically me in HS. Replace the drums with comics/sports.
Is he washing his mouth out with whisky? That’s so Rock ‘n’ Martian Roll!
well, that’s the way Charlie…. rolls.
*cringe*
Alls I gotta say is, few Sheen lines would be more apropos in a comic about disguised aliens.
Well, fine, that’s not alls I gotta say. Is he brushing his teeth with what I think he’s brushing his teeth with?