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Fanart: “tmcelmurry” & Thomas The Train

Aug23
on 2010/08/23 at 2:34 pm
Posted In: Fanart

Another hearty congrats to twitter bud and long-time reader “tmcelmurry“, for winning the last Z&F Caption Contest! He requested this piece for his son Shaun, who just turned 3 and loves loves LOVES Thomas the Train. Even had a Thomas the Train themed birthday party.. complete with a certain Z&F poster… oh, that one, right there, above! *points*

Also, an extra special thank you to “tmcelmurry“ for helping to promote Z&F constantly on twitter, and for being one of the very first to purchase a Z&F book! We cartoonists could use more readers like you buddy, you’re the best!

Thanks again to everyone who played, and voted on how to perfect the PWITM Contest.. I will try to implement your thoughts. Haven’t voted yet? There’s still time!

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└ Tags: contest, Fanart, prize, PWITM, thomas, thomas the train, tmcelmurry, train
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OMG, check it out!: Superfogeys

Aug13
on 2010/08/13 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Blog

In the never-ending revolving-door that is the library of webcomics, it’s a rare occurrence to find someone who started out with you at the same time, and 3+ years later, the both of you are still in touch and still going strong in your little corner of the internets. One of the few I can lump into this category is Mr. Brock Heasley of Superfogeys. We both started out on drunkduck.com, and moved on from there to our own corners. And now that I have met him in person at last year’s Baltimore Comic Con, I can say that he’s not only talented, but truly a terrific & friendly guy (in person, as well as online). When it comes to reader interaction, Brock is King.
Superfogeys was one of those comics that instantly hooked me. I read one strip and thought, “this is totally up my alley! How long have I been missing out on this!” Now, you may think that a comic about old retired superheroes will be as boring as any other retirement home, but when it comes to Superfogeys, you’re wrong! You may also think this comic will be one oatmeal/depends/bedpan joke after another… but again, WRONG! The Superfogeys universe is full of funny, colorful characters, intertwining with swirling story-arcs and jam-packed to the brim with twists that will keep you coming back. And right now, my friends, is the best time to jump in… because everything has been leading up to a HUGE plot twist:  on Thursday August 18th, ALL WILL BE REVEALED!

Now, From Brock himself, a little teaser:
If you’ve never read the SuperFogeys or it’s been a while since you have, now’s the time to check it out! Launched in September of 2006, the SuperFogeys has steadily developed into a hilarious and dramatic saga that’s far and away from its gag-a-day roots. Throughout its nearly four-year run, one villain has loomed over the residents of Valhalla-Home for the Supertired more than any other, the Third Man. We now know he’s secretly Dr. Klein, the founder of Valhalla, but what does he want? Who is he, really? And how do Spy Gal, Captain Spectacular, Swifty, Dr. Rocket and all the rest fit into his plans?
Everything has been leading up to the bomb creator Brock Heasley will be dropping on Thursday, August 19th. Early reactions to the revelation (by those lucky few) have varied from “That’s a total mind screw” to “Holy Sh—!” (Okay, so that’s not a lot of variety. Reactions are pretty much the same across the board!)
To celebrate, SuperFogeys will be running four updates August 16th-19th, Monday-Thursday. Then, in the week after that (after everyone’s had a chance to calm down!), seven consecutive daily updates August 23rd-29th, Monday-Sunday.
It’s time to catch back up with SF. What are you waiting for?
www.superfogeys.com
└ Tags: brock, captain spectacular, heasely, reveal, spy gal, superfogeys, twist
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The Decision: Aftermath & Cleansing

Jul30
on 2010/07/30 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Blog

I consider myself a logical, rational person. I always say, for an artist I’m awfully left-brained. I credit my ability to work efficiently and plan exceptionally well, to this. I rarely allow emotion to dictate my decisions, and my willpower is amazing strong. If anyone has heard of, or has taken, the Myers Briggs personality test, I am a rare INTJ personality (1% of the population)– Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking and Judging. INTJ’s are called the “scientists”. Hardly a description for a cartoonist/graphic designer, but I guess that’s what happens when 2 math/science geeks have a kid who just happens to be able to draw.

Now that you know a little about me, you probably see how strange it is that I am sports fan in the first place. Yeah, me too. There’s a level of emotion involved in being a true sports fan, to watch through the good and the bad.. (I mean, BAAAD) times. Sometimes I marvel at how emotional I can get over a dumb game. ME! EMOTIONAL! It doesn’t make logical sense.
So, in the 2-week wake of LeBron’s aptly-yet-cruelly-named “The Decision”, I find myself yet again doing a balancing act of emotions and my more familiar logic. But even in this case, logic wins. Most of the arguments the pro-LeBron (or anti-Cleveland) side makes, can be met by reasonable answers.

He left. Athletes leave their teams all the time. This is no different.
The emotional backlash is not due to JUST his leaving. It’s also due to HOW he did it, the handcuffing of the team, planning it behind our backs for years, quitting in the playoffs so he could walk away easier, all of those things. Yes, it is different. Big Z , Mr. Cavalier himself, left for Miami too, but he did it quietly, appreciatively, and properly. We’ll miss him and feel a bit miffed it had to be the Heat, but we’ll welcome him back to the organization when he returns, as he stated is his plan. Take note, LeBron.

He left because he couldn’t get a championship in Cleveland, he wanted to be on a better team.
The Cavs had the best record 2 years in a row with 60+ wins. This was not the same LeBron-and-a-bunch-of-scrubs team he started out on, contrary to popular belief. Also, 3 great players does not a “better” team make. Necessarily. But maybe in this pathetic modern-day league, it’s possible.

Lebron had the right to leave, Cleveland does not OWN him.
He has the right, sure. (again, that’s not the entire reason…see above) He also should have had the right sense of judgment to give the team and it’s fans some appreciation for 7 years of butt-kissing … Not to mention, YES, giving him a better team each and every year. Instead, we get a spectacle that essentially spat upon the franchise & city as he danced off to Miami, hand in hand with his new buddies.

You fans and your lame owner made Lebron this way. It’s all your fault.
I do not doubt we all contributed. We looked past his mistakes and put him on a pedestal. But I also do not doubt that any other franchise would have done the same for this severely hyped-up player. His spoiling and ego-inflation began in high school, don’t forget. And it will continue in Miami. LeBron is a phenomenal player and no owner, no franchise, wants to be the one that let him get away. I think it’s inevitable.

As for Dan Gilbert, yes his livid letter was unprofessional and I suppose deserving of a $100K fine.. But it was $100K well spent and I commend him for it. That takes some guts, some pure emotion and attachment to a team, to write a letter like that, knowing what you’re in for. (and trust me, we fans wish we got that kind of passion from other team owners in our city) That same emotion and attachment to the team is what made him throw money, roster moves, comfort levels beyond what any other player has seen… at LeBron and his friends.. To keep him happy, keep him HERE. It did not work, was never going to work. LeBron had other plans, for empty rings in warm places, that will continue to coddle him and his friends.


In the days after the The Televised Debacle, Cleveland fans started to see they were not alone in their new hatred for this egomaniac. Other cities, other fans, other journalists came to our defenses. Cities that had no affiliation with the Free Agency Frenzy, no reason to have personal issues with the end result. This was not another woe-is-Cleveland pity party that other cities roll their eyes at. We had authentic sympathy, here. Obviously, it only eases the pain so much, but it helps to be vindicated for feeling the way you do. This sympathy will not last forever, in fact the “get over yourselves” comments have started rolling in already. But, for a second there, the rest of America had our backs.

No doubt, I was mad. I felt cheated, embarrassed, hopeless and I wanted to burn a certain someone’s jersey. Instead, I donated it to a charity which is sending merchandise to homeless shelters in Miami, and then I put up #23 jersey flambé avatars everywhere online. A “green” version of retribution. Getting rid of the other person’s stuff is all apart of the break-up process. It’s cleansing. But now I am starting to accept it, probably because after all that has happened, we Cleveland fans are 90% scar tissue (a famous quote in Cleveland).  The way this all went down, couldn’t have been more “Cleveland” if a movie was scripted. Hell, a 1-hour movie WAS scripted, written and directed by none other than the Villain himself.

I wouldn’t say I came out of the womb with a Browns helmet on (my mother would probably thank me for that), but by 10 I was immersed in Cleveland sports. My family moved to the Philly area, and I was still devoted. Cleveland, as a city, is the ultimate underdog, the kid with the “kick me sign”, the Charlie Brown of sports cities. Poor pathetic Cleveland, lets make fun of it some more. Everyone laughs at the expense of the class nerd, even if they’re really friends with him. I can relate to Cleveland on that level, speaking as a class reject myself. I will always.. ALWAYS cheer for the underdog. Oh, to be there to see a Cleveland team hoist a trophy to declare to the sports world “We Are Worthy!” would be phenomenal. I get choked up just envisioning seeing it. A real life Revenge of the Nerds.

(and there’s the Harvey Pekar / American Splendor tie-in, another recent Cleveland loss just days after Lebron became the most hated in Cleveland history. RIP, Harvey). It was a rough week.

It’s time for me to move on past the LeBron era, which includes The Decision and its aftermath. It’s especially hard, with the Indians in last place, the Browns slated to be last place, and the Cavs roster looking like the remnants of a national disaster. But it is what it is.  All is right with the sports world again. Cleveland teams are back to being the bottom-of-the-barrel underdog where the rest of the nation is used to seeing them reign, and I will illogically, irrationally and with whatever part of my right brain I have, cheer for the Cavaliers, Browns, and Indians.

└ Tags: browns, cavaliers, cleveland, curse, dan gilbert, indians, lebron, sports
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Fanart: My Cage (& a print vs. web debate)

Jul22
on 2010/07/22 at 11:56 pm
Posted In: Blog, Fanart

First off, I am excited to share with you this fabulous piece from my friends Ed Power and Melissa DeJesus:

(click to see full size)

If you have not heard of “My Cage”, you need to go check this strip out. Syndicated by King Features, My Cage is your younger hipper (and funnier) Dilbert.. centering around office folks who would really.. rather… not be there. That’s right, for all you people who despise your jobs, main character Norman T. Playpus is here to sympathize.
That’s the twist –the characters just happen to be animals. It’s a cute, cynical, sarcastic furry comic in an americanized anime-style! Enough, already, go GO READ IT. sheez.

You can also check out their My Cage blog HERE.

I was SO flattered to see that Zorphbert was apart of this awesome cameo-palooza, especially since it’s the first time I had a charcater of mine end up in the “funnies!” Plus, look at all the terrific company ol’ Zorphie has- Dr. McNinja, Woo, Steve from Pinkerton, Space Pig, Agatha.. and more! All the cameos are listed and linked over on the the My Cage blog. Thanks so much, Ed & Melissa, this makes me grin ear to ear, seeing all these awesome webcomics characters appear in newspapers all over!

Which leads me to wonder…

Is this a sign of the big bad “Print vs. Web” debate in comics dying out? Will we eventually be one big happy family? It’s nice to dream, ain’t it? But honestly, when you step back and look at the current situation in our ever-changing world… would it not benefit both sides to work together and find a way to better the medium of comics as a whole? I mean, we’re all cartoonists, doing what we love, getting our work out to the masses the best way we know how. I know the field is competitive even without the print vs. web debate ringing in our ears, but seriously… is it really worth the time and energy to split into teams, take sides, and then constantly try to tear down the other side?

Lemme break this down. Webcomics are new, on their way into the scene, a good chunk of people still don’t have a clue we exist. I know, I get weird looks when I try to explain what a webcomic is, followed by “well, are you gonna try to get into newspapers?” Newspaper comics are dying out.. with the newspapers themselves. We’re at the last-gasp stage folks, and yes there are some gems out there still if you look (My Cage being one of them). The people who typically read newspapers comics are … unfortunately…. not even reading these new gems, but the old played-out over-done classics that never die. Or, syndicates won’t let die. You know how many times I have heard “oh I just hate that Boondocks come, such angry children, it just ruins my entire day!” (I know Boondocks is done, Aaron moved on with his cartoon series, but my point stands) Point being, we have 2 generations.. one is dying out, one is just being born. While this happens, there will be (and should be) a blend of the two. And hopefully, a way for both sides to prosper in the end.

Here’s how I see it:

Print

Pros: steady work and paycheck, the syndicate acts like your agent so you can focus on your art/writing, helps you get your books in bookstores (this is harder than it seems, trust me), and yes… people still do read newspapers.

Cons: newspapers are a dying medium, strict-as-hell deadlines, it usually takes 2 full strips to “make a living”, itty-biddy working space keeps getting smaller, censorship and strict P.C. guidelines to follow, have to split the earnings with the syndicate.

Web

Pros: make your own schedule, no strict P.C. guidelines assigned (unless you prefer it), showcase your work as big as you like online, you get all the profits

Cons: you need to be business-minded and outgoing as well (for conventions), lost time devoted to promotion/cons/being your own accountant, those who “make a living” from a webcomic are extremely rare, you also need to be pretty tech/web savvy

I do not have any answers, of course. I am just venting, explaining how I see things. I do not have “a side”. As usual, I tend to see both sides of the argument. And I make my usual list of pros and cons (*ahem* above), and do what is best for me and my comic. Zorphbert and Fred was sent out to syndicates twice, both times rejected with no explanations other than ” we could not do your comic justice” (which I still find strange) Z&F is a family-friendly comic, that is just odd enough to not be major-media-friendly. The masses, those who read newspaper comics, won’t “get it”. Therefore, my best option is stick to the web, promote like mad, go to conventions, lose some sleep, yet reap all the rewards and profits. And that’s what I’m doing. As for you and your comic, that’s your prerogative.

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Clipart FAIL #12: Superheroes

Jul16
on 2010/07/16 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Clipart FAIL

Clipart FAIL is back in action, and this episode’s theme is “heroes”. Written again by Z&F reader and email-pen-pal “derelict”! Seen his caricature prize for winning the last PWITM Caption Contest yet? No? GO.

Derelict says:  Greetings and felicitations, fans of failure.  Indeed, Miss Dawn has once more solicited my “talents” (I apply the term loosely) to provide you all with another helping of art mockery, flavored generously with esoteric references and hypocrisy.  Hope you enjoy.  If, however, you think I suck, be forewarned it’s nothing I don’t already know myself.

Hey, Mr. Zombie Soldier, the Dutch Boy wants his hair back.  No, throwing your lunch on the floor won’t change anything.  “Uhnnnnnn…. Braaains!” yourself.  You and your giant toothpick!

FAIL.


Reach for the stars!  Unless you’re this guy.  This is what Salvador Dali’s corpse might draw if you reanimated it and tore off its head.

FAIL.


Possession of this man’s arms, even for medical purposes, is illegal in 36 of 50 states.

FAIL.


I’d be angry too, if I was a Gorgon forced to wear a mask and dress up in a Lawn & Leaf bag.  I wonder what the S stands for.  Sad?  Sh- Oh, this is a family-friendly site, isn’t it.  Well, in any event, it should be an F, for obvious reasons.

F for FAIL.

Wait, what?  OK, here’s how I imagine the conceptualization for this piece went…

Nine-year old Timmy, “Artist:” Hey Grandma, can I draw you as a superhero?

Grandma: That sounds lovely dear.  Make sure I’m on fire.

Timmy: Even better Grams!  I’ll put your head on an earthworm body and on fire!

Grandma: Wonderful, Timmy.  Would you like another battery to chew on while you draw?

FAIL.


Looks like Superbaby might just have a future in Clipart creation.  That is if his eyes stop melting.  Stop breastfeeding with your radioactive milk, Supermom!

FAIL.


The case against fruit-based superheroes.  The prosecution would like to submit Exhibit A, above.  I rest my case, Your Honor.

FAIL.


Beans, Beans, the super legume

Your flatulence grows with each you consume

Eat enough beans, you might even fly

Propelled by your butt right into the sky

FAIL.


Stampede!  This abomination is some mad amalgam of Fat Bastard’s mother and the Ultimate Warrior.  Quick, Superbaby, hide!

FAIL.


This is apparently “Electric-Man” or some such nonsense.  Not exactly sure why he’d want to carry around surge protectors, if electricity is his power.  But maybe that’s not what they are.  Perhaps he’s just a really big fan of Toblerone.

FAIL.


As a rule, I don’t make fun of special needs children.  They have enough problems.

FAIL.


So, what could be worse than this superpower?  What is this superpower?  If it’s no more than smelling like a giant onion, there have to be at least 4,000 other people just like him in Philadelphia alone.  Nothing super about that, especially if you happen to know any of them.

FAIL.

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Dawn says: Thank you, Derelict, for not referencing my hometown “Cleveland” in that last caption. Appreciated. Now, since I live in Philly now …. ……..  uh  ……  hey!


└ Tags: clipart, fail, hero, heroes, superheroes
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