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Due to my preparation for the Baltimore Comic Con, I figured another Caption Contest is in order! Keeping in line with the current catnip-origin storyline (starting HERE), lets take a second-look at this particular comic, which I think can have several different punchlines! The original, for your reference, is located HERE.
The Prize?
Z&F Book One! 200 strips, starting right from the beginning, before they’re even adopted! Read up on what you haven’t had a chance to online! It’s sooooo much easier to catch up via book, Laptops get tricky to balance while on the ‘ol throne.
Okay, now some Rules:
1. Remember this is a kid-friendly site, okay?
2. You can post up to 3 entries. Separate comments, please. Only way to enter is via the comments.
3. If you need a previous balloon changed, to better work with your punchline, that’s okay. Just notate in your comment.
4. The previous winner is invited to play, but is ultimately ineligible this round (sorry!)
*the previous winner is “Zerowolf” …. Feel free to play, but I can’t select yours!
Really?
Couldn’t put it in a specimen tube or something before sticking it under his nose?
So. Is that how it works? First sniff is free?
Do you have no scruples whatsoever?!
(Image of me dancing around while singing…)
Oh wowee, golly gee gummy-gummy gumb-b-b drops and gobbly goo!!!
I get to write dialoggie!!!!!!! Wheeeeeeeee!!!!! Wheeeeee!!!!!
(Now, image of me writing dialog while wearing a tweed jacket and sipping tea…)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Dialogee: Maybe we’re on to something, Nettika. At times, I can’t get Fred to shut up.
We have to lock this thing up now.
I pray that the humans never figure this out about us.
I figured with Nettika’s look at him a good one would be: “Well, evidently it only affects the simple minded ones.”
Maybe he’ll stop wishing he was a kitty.
Catnip? Looks more like “catnap”.
(Images of me pointing at things randomly while talking incoherently…)
Rabble ruzzle, wubba wilby wooble, zoogref…
(Now, images of me 20 minutes after I take my medicine…)
OK, now I can write dialoggy…
Dialog: Actually, this was the same reaction Fred had when he found out we had to dress as dogs for this assignment.
“Eight, nine, ten. Knockout!”
Note: Zorphbert should be wearing a striped referee shirt over his normal dog costume.
You haven’t had that effect on a man since before you put on the cat costume.
Love that one Chris. It fits perfect with the glare from Nettika. Great choice.
“I know he can be annoying, but really, Nettika…”
(Images of me laughing hard to a fart joke…)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Now, images of me after getting bonked on the head by Dawn Griffin…)
Oh yeah, the dialog thingy *groan*
Dialog: I take it you will be holding onto the mice
Dialog: Hmm… all right… I’ve GOT to try that stuff out!
Great commentary on human nature. Wait a minute. Human… never mind.
wow! a great response to this contest so far! Thanks guys, keep ’em coming, remember you have 3 entries available to you! :0D
@Samwise: you ok there buddy? deep breaths, put down the coffee-red-bull concoction. We’ve discussed this. :0) and thanks for the 3 funny entries!
I will choose the winner on Thursday night and the winner’s caption will go up on Friday!
If you take ONE step towards me with that thing, I WILL blast you with my ray gun.
They use phazers but I see what you’re getting at.
Here’s take 2:
For the record, Fred never figured out he was supposed to stuff the catnip into a fake mouse.
Bet you wish you had that affect on men.
I just love entering these. Now that I had more time to think, here’s another idea.
“Did you just slip Fred a ‘Mickey’ mouse?”
Here’s my final idea. This one involves two word balloons.
Zorphbert: Looks like you’ll have to give Fred mouth-to-mouth.
Nettika: Ugh! No, YOU do it!
Z: That’s right, I’m leaning on the frame. Like a boss.
I told you to wash that costume Nettika, But noooooooo. “I wanted it to look more natural” you said
You’ve got to stop soaking that thing in chloroform!
“Yeah, mostly I just let him lay there.”
“Some stain remover and paper towels will clear that right up.”
“So… what’s the occasion? And can anyone join?”
“Ok, tell me you didn’t staged the whole thing”
OR
“Tell me you didn’t do that on purpose”
I’ll get the smelling salts… again.
Z: Well, he always DID say he preferred to be a kitty-cat!