It’s time for YOU to friggin’ write a Z&F comic, I’m on a coffee break. For those of you who do not know, I did this caption contest over on drunkduck a lot back in 2007-8. In fact, I ended it with 15 in the series. But now with all you new readers, I am trying it out YOU now. So, what does Zorphbert & Fred say here? If you get a great idea for another caption from one of the famous comic strip characters, lay it on me! Just post your caption entry in a comment below!
Basic Rules:
1. Remember this is a kid-friendly site, okay?
2. You can post up to 3 entries. Separate comments, please.
3. The bubble sizes are negotiable. Just post your best entry, I’ll figure it out ;0)
4. Make sure you notetate which character is saying what.
5. WINNER GETS FREE FANART FROM ME! (if you do not have a comic, I can whip up a caricature)
Discussion (28) ¬
Z: “I said that our doghouse needed more character, but this is getting ridiculous.”
F: “It’ll be great! Except they’re gonna be sleepin’ in YOUR bed. But I heard bein’ tied up outside is rather nice!”
Z: This would explain why newspapers are in such a slump. All their best are hiding out in our doghouse.
F: Can we keep ’em, I promise to take good care of ’em.
z: See the kid with his finger pointing up?
F: Yeah, I think he belongs to Bearman.
(I know this won’t fit but I couldn’t help but mention it. Did you do that on purpose?
F: help help, my zipper is stuck, and Realllly have to drop the Martians off at the pool!
Z: I told you this was maintenance week for the suits, but nooooo….
F: Ah, man, I think the mothership just landed. (looking sad at the rear end of his suit)
Lol, I completely misunderstood this contest, LOL! I thought it was to submit dialog and then you draw the funniest one. Wow, I’m a knuckle head.
I guess I’m in the doghouse now.
Cyberdog out
LOL, that’s okay man. You can always submit again!
Z: And here is my birthday present for you, Fred: Some of your favorite characters from the funnies!
F: Betcha By Golly Wow! Can I eat Harvey Pekar first? He looks delicious!
Z: You know Fred, you collect the darnedest things. Now, put them back where you found them so we can continue our work.
F: But, they followed me here I swear, can we keep them?
Bo that is hilarious. Pointy fingers is all I am known for. I am going to make Bearman foam fingers and sell it on my site.
Anyway, Your first rule knocked out my first 2 comments so.
Z: Great. With Master out of a job, don’t we have enough mouths to try and feed.
F: Yeah but Twister night got much more fun!!
Lol, I can’t even think of anything that is so dead-on as what tmcelmurry has going there. Anyways, game 2 tonight. Go Phils!!!
fred i told you these guys needed to be released after probing…
i did, but they keep comming back!
Z: They tossed them all in here. I´m all for recyciling, but only if its any usefull materials
F:To bad them being cute does not help us save any Co2
(English is not my main language, so sorry for any spelling or gramma mistake.. I thougth of this dialoque in order to make aware of the enviromental meeting in Copenhagen Denmark. )
Z – Boy, the Humane Society takes anything these days!
F – Yeah. With newspapers doing so bad and comics without a home, I guess maybe it’s time comic characters became spayed and neutered.
F-Wow – new specimens for observation! How long are we gonna keep them in there?
Z-I’m figuring they’ll all leave once the creepy couple from The Far Side show up…
(Er, Fred’s expression looks excited, that’s why I put him first…)
Z – What’s Harvey Pekar doing here?
F – After reading R. Crumb’s “Book of Genesis”, he ran off to find a family-friendly comic.
Zorphbert — Hump?! What Hump!?
Fred: Uhm the one on your lef…. Hmm my mistake.
Z: Fred, I thought I told you to start catching up on Earth classics…
F: Oh! You said “catching up on“!
Z: You’re right Fred, there is something funny about our doghouse!
F: I know, I’ve been laughing for days.
Z: What’s taking so long?
F: I don’t know, but the kids in line for Paranormal Activity are gettin’ more interesting as the night goes on.
Mr. Kent Dolan was kind enough to send me the contest entry as an already-modified image file! Makes things easier on me, that’s for sure ;0) If you want to take a gander, HERE it is:
Z: It never fails. Tell people there’s free cookies at the meeting, and you’ll always get a crowd.
F: Ooo! The Zeeba brought beer! I hope it’s not domestic.
Z: – Did you use the Stargate for personal use, again?
F: – B..But..They’re so pretty!!!
Zorphbert: Don’t tell me you tried to rent out our “dog house” again…
Fred: But the kitties, Zorphie! We gotta keep em!
F: Look at all my friends. I love them all.
Z: There’s no one in here bud. Have you been eatting the mushrooms behind the garage again?
Z: (Wispering) Fred! Did you know there was a staff meeting today???
F: Nope, I’m just as thrilled about it as you are!
Z: Err… Nice rocket kid.
F: This is just like that dream I had!!
Finnally:
Z: Fred, why is the beagle stuck to the ceiling?
F: I told him he could play with my glue collection while he waited in line!