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Yes, yes. Clipart FAIL is supposed to be a Monday post. Oh well, life happens.

This round is all about snowmen. Yeah, it’s autumn and nobody wants to be thinking about winter just yet… but it just so happened that I needed a snowman for an ad at work. Deal.

staring

Not sure if I should be in a staring contest with the ugly disturbed child or the snowman with the pacifier.

FAIL.

angryHappy Holidays from the PissedOffSnowman Family. Dad lost his job and has been smoking the “funny stuff”, Mom’s nose job went terribly wrong, and Junior’s enjoying his stay at The Boarding School for Delinquents. Been a great year. Go away.

FAIL.

xmassign

I think the only reason you can deduct that this is a snowman is the bright yellow Christmas sign.

FAIL.

santa head

Frosty had enough of Santa stealing his thunder. Heartwarming, totally going on my next Christmas Card.

FAIL.

elephant

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

FAIL.

mouse

Snowman “Passing” a Mouse? *cringe* I’m sorry, but there are certain areas you should avoid having small furry things burrow out of… am I wrong?

FAIL.

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This was filed under “snowman”. Yeah, I dunno either.

FAIL.

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Come, my winter woodland creatures, we shall plot to take over the world!

FAIL.

needle

Let’s just pretend we don’t notice the disturbing needle that was jammed multiple times into the snowman to express some bizarre statement about drugs…….. what is WITH the hat? Seriously. Crazy frigging hat.

FAIL.