Our dog is too good. She really is. I’m sure I have mentioned it before, but it’s worth saying again. Her worst trait is loving people too much. If you’re not a dog person, she may bug you. April is literally your new best friend the minute you walk in the door. And you damn well better pet her.
The only thing she even gets into is the living room trash can, usually full of nothing more than bits of paper and tissues. If we’re gone too long, she takes a single tissue out of the can and places it neatly 6 inches away from the can. That’s it dog, back to the shelter with you!
One a Side Note…
For those who know I am a Cleveland fan, yeeeeeees, I know.. LeBron James is a free agent as of midnight (erm, as I am typing this). Yes, I have heard every reason why he’s sooo totally for sure definitely LEAVING, ha ha ha. I’ll admit I changed my mind over and over as to what I believe he’ll end up doing, and most of the time I am simply protecting myself from what I have become accustomed to… Cleveland sports heartbreak. We CLE fans hope for the best but more often just expect the worst. All I know is, I have never been so ready to either welcome someone back with open arms, or completely and fully hate that same person. If he returns, I’ll never see him quite the same way, but man will I enjoy still having at least one Cleveland team to get excited about. God the Indians and Browns STINK.
wow, too good? my dogs used to have the its easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission attitude 😀
The Indians have done better in the last 10 years than the Reds.
This is great. I have a feeling if Ceaser Millan showed up we’d probably see antenna sticking out of his head too. I’m pretty sure he’s an alien, probably a high commander of Fred and Zorphbert’s. 🙂
I only wish my dog were as good as yours Dawn. I have a blue heeler, great dog, great friend to the boys, just a wonderful dog. His con though is he enjoys eating anything he can get a hold of. Not just chewing it up mind you, but eating it. I’ve had to baby him one too many times while he was sick due to having something obstructed in his stomach. He’s getting better, but still if something new is left outside it becomes another part of his daily menu.
My dog only eats dog food and paper. That sounds great, until you realize that both utility bills and $20 bills are made of paper. He’s singlehandedly converted us to online bill pay.
I found my cats digging into the same slug the other day, it was an emotional moment.