As you may have guessed, this is one of those comics that was spurred by real happenings that day. One dog walk in 15° weather with ice on nearly everyone’s sidewalk, and I felt ready for olympic figure skating. In sneakers. Poop bag in hand. With a clumsy dog in tow.
I used to take my two greyhounds ice waking. A thrill a minute!
oh geez.. that’s when you just grab a sled and cling on for dear life!
It’s best to wear crampons while walking on ice.
good advice, but not if you’re TRAINING FOR THE OLYMPICS like me! Apparently.
Now who didn’t get the reference?
It’s all in the paw action
If he’s gonna go all Tonya Harding on Fred, he needs to aim for the knee! ….Whhhyyyyyy-WHHHHYYYYYY [cough]