This one is pushing my limits, I think… and to all you pigeon lovers who’ll inevitable start picketing on my lawn…. GET OFF MY LAWN! ;0)
I remember a friend once telling me about accidentally running over a bird with her car… and even though she felt bad, the sight of a flurry of feathers in your rear view mirror is friggin funny nonetheless. Sometimes you have to just laugh… and then go buy a birdfeeder out of guilt.
If you have a moment and have not voted yet, please help me out with a decision– help ME help YOU!:
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A little Pigeon slaughter is OK with me! There is no unfunny way to kill a pigeon, it’s all comedy gold!
Exploding birds=always funny! 🙂
“and to all you pigeon lovers who’ll inevitable start picketing on my lawn…. GET OFF MY LAWN! ;0)”
Hilarious – I love the sorta disclaimer!
And as a new Conan watcher, he has a twitter skit where the little twitter bird has been decapitated, been in an explosion (so yes, flying feathers), so I’m definitely okay with cartoon bird violence. The pigeons where I live are hilarious (so are the squirrels – they’re huge and they are always looking in dumpsters for food) – they don’t care if a car’s coming or a person’s walking by, they just look at people like, “You wanna piece o’ me?” and then do that hand gesture with the backhand coming forward from under the chin… Okay, maybe not that, but I’m waiting for it…
They’d better be careful – they might get that “bird flu”! [/ignorance]
LOL, I can always count on you to leave the longest comment! Never saw that Conan sketch, but I do get a kick out of the guy. Youtube!
Man, you got some bad@$$ woodland creatures ’round your parts!
Man I eat game birds, but pidggdns have lost most their natural predators.
I just noticed that Fred is in a Cat suit. Or is he? I swear I only missed 1 page.
Fred isn’t in this one! (it’s a rare occasion). That’s Nettika, the next door neighbor cat/alien babysitter Diva! Did you catch all that? lol
Wow. I didn’t know that actually works! Well – I’ll probably leave the pigeons alone around here. I think it’s funny when they crap on stuff, so they’re cool with me.
yeah, rice makes their stomachs explode or something… which is why it’s now illegal to throw rice at weddings!
Sad to say, I really enjoyed this one. I was already laughing when I read the disclaimer on my facebook update notification! Are you gonna’ push it some more? Are ya’, are ya’, huh?????
it’s funny… since traditional syndication is in my rear view window now, I can further push boundaries that syndicates would have had a coronary over. But I’m a bit scared of all the extra room I have to work with! I do want Z&F to be safe for kids (like 8 and up or so).. so cannot go too far.
LOL!!!!!! The third panel is fantasitic!!!!
Dawn I’ve just suddenly gained a whole new respect for you. Killin’ pigeons … I knew you had it in ya!
“PAFF”? I was waiting for Batman or Robin to run in and save the day in the fourth panel. lol
man, detonate a pigeon or two and earn some respect. who knew? Thanks, man… and I never knew PAFF was in the Batman onomatopoeia vocabulary!
You need help, woman. HAHAH!!!
*snicker* it was fun, what can I say?
Thanks for commenting back. OMG I forgot all about poor Nettika.
I’m reading so many comics I thought Fred went from piggie to
kittie, and I had missed it somewhere.
No biggie, it happens. Eh, all aliens look the same anyway, right? LOL
actually i used to raise pidgeons, theres always one malignant one in the pack that remembers when dinosaurs roamed the earth. and staring deep into those hate filled eyes gives you a proper understanding of pidgeons
wow, leave it to GR to post some bizarre comments. I never met anyone who RAISED pigeons!
Oh the humanity!….. I mean, pigeonity!
Aw, man! You’ve got me outside trying that now. 🙂 Thanks for the new hobby.
I know I’m a week late but anywayz… When I was at the Cleveland Indians game getting attacked by birds earlier this month I didn’t feel bad at all trying to swat a few and take them out. Sadly I missed. However I think if the fans threw rice on the field it might solve their bird problem.
LOL, oh no way. I keep hearing about the influx of birds by “The Jake” (I’ll never call it the Prog). A couple years ago it was the “midges” (insects native to lakes), annoying the &^%$ of the Yankees. which I found hilarious ;0)
Glad you were able to catch and Indians game, too bad they are atrocious this year, ugh. All I got is my Cavs!
Concerning your comment about rice throwing being illegal at weddings I’d like to say that I’ve raised many birds over the years and feeding them rice is not harmful to there health,nor is it illegal to throw it at weddings for this particular reason ( in any state that i know of )Yhe only real hazards are slipping on rice or being pelted in the face . . . . unless you cook it before hand,then it’s just the slipping thing . . . . . not that i ever did that
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oh look there’s a link!!!!!!! http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/r/riceatweddings.htm
*escapes while you’re distracted*
It reminds me of the old song:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pigeons
I had to double check on google & snopes.com to actually check if this was true or not about the exploding pigeons. Would have been a more fun world had this been true >:)
In my comic world, I dub it TRUE!
another perk to having a comic :0P
Thanks for the comment, Terry!