Smokers get their nicotine patch, so why not a sugar patch! Actually… this isn’t a bad idea… for people trying to cut back on their sugar intake (or caffeine), a patch would be a great idea to help ween them off their dependence on it.
As for the cheap-o plastic toys that make you question your need for them, all you need is an Arcade, a full afternoon of skeeball, and about 1,000 tickets.
MY dinky plastic whistles always worked. Much to my mother’s chagrin. 🙂
Whistles are cool, but firecrackers are louder. Now THAT would be a cereal box toy!!!
for a lawsuit, yes.
well, aren’t you special. you and your fancypants functional whistles.
Yeah well I still can’t do that whistling technique where you put to fingers in your mouth and blow – so I kinda need my fancypants functional cheapy whistles where ever I can get them. 😀
*TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Crack…)
*sniff*… my whistle… it broke… *sniff*…
aww *cries*