Zorphbert & Fred by Dawn Griffin

I’m not sure if the fat is making us lazier or the lazy is making us fatter…. but man we are one fat lazy country! I woulda referred to “chicken before the egg”, but that might make me hungry, and both require… yknow… cooking. 

I’m not sayin’ I ain’t guilty, either.

*imagines this protein bar is an elaborate chicken-and-egg dish*