Zorphbert & Fred by Dawn Griffin

We’ve doodled some awful sketches in our loose-leaf or hard-backed composition notebooks, but I’m sure many were MASTERPIECES compared to what awaits below.

DON’T: make fun of the kid with the deformed legs.

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Your mom picking you up from school in a bathrobe is embarrassing enough. Now, she’s LEGLESS white trash too.

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 I’d correct the kid on how to properly hold a pen (I think that’s what it is), but how CAN you, with enormous abominations like that?

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See what happens when you let bears in the art room? They make a mess.

 

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Ooo… I get it. A brain, with running legs. Exercise. Your mind. How, erm, clever.

Kill me.

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I’d make fun of this amusingly deformed posterior, but I did in fact have a high school teacher with what we kids referred to as “the shelf”. Hey teacher, you got built-in storage for those books!

 

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A case of bad art influencing more bad art.

 

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a prime indictment of the American education system.

 

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Now to decide which is scarier… the fact that it’s an angry owl-bird-mutant-creature, or …. that BUTT!

 

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Your Turn!

What’s your caption for this bizarre one? I’m in too much shock and horror to come up with one.