This week’s Clipart FAIL features a Z&F-relevant keyword: DOG. I figured there must be a ton of gems buried in Clipart’s Archives of Shame with such a common word. I was correct.
When did CRAYON become a respected medium? Has Clipart.com heard of child labor laws?
FAIL.
Well, I know what will prancing around in my next nightmare.
FAIL.
No idea what inspired this. Love the straining, you really “feel” it. aak.
FAIL.
W. T. H…………?
FAIL.
Sometimes, you have to ask yourself, will this ever be used in the “real world”?
FAIL.
Did Dr. Suess crash the Clipart Party? Kill it, quick, before it eats me.
FAIL.
Let’s try drawing SOBER, capice?
FAIL.
Just for kicks I did a search for “alien dogs”. This resulted. Not a terrible drawing, I’ll give it that… but file it under “No One Will Ever Use This.”
FAIL.
Clipart FAIL Fanart!
Not that I ever would have expected it, but I actually received a “fanart” piece from the previous Clipart FAIL posting. Mr. Tom Joiner (aka Bo Lumpkin) sent me this hilarious rendition/improvement upon the bizarre “turkey” lineart I stumbled on. Fitting in with today’s keyword, he managed to covert the turkey into a DOG. Well done, dontcha think? I’m calling it “Whistling Dalmatian”. And he’s ready for anything!
I Love the Clipart Fail, some is so horrible. One wonders why it was ever uploaded. What was the text with the second one, looks like a cross between a person, a donkey, and a dog.
I wish I had copied down the keywords.. sometimes, that’s hilarious as well. That 2nd one will haunt me for a good deal of time. *shudder* Thanks for commenting!
Hey your hurting my feelings I do all the clip art stuff.
hardy har. But it would be pretty funny if some bitter clipart masochist started trolling my comment sections…
Oh man, that one with the face….that face!!!! It will haunt me forever!
All that one with the dog on the toilet needs is some sweat flying off his brow
lol, the faaaaaaaaaaaace! noooo!
The one with the whole dog/chicken mutation with the swiss cheese table…wow…artist on acid alert! Is that a whole puddle of sick under the dog as it was clearly drinking Mad Dog 20/20 out of a jug with a martini glass and are those stink lines, heat lines or motion lines? Wait, a normal artist would draw stink lines as squiggly and throw in a few flies, heat lines could be wavy so I guess we are seeing the chicken fall from the swiss cheese table toppling onto the passed out dog in a puddle of sick…yum!
again, Karl… waaaay to much thought. I enjoy your explanations… all things that have gone through my mind when I discover these. We are not dealing with “normal artists” here! lol