Dawn’s Actual Wedding Experience:

No lampshapes. No golf clubs. No drunks even… in fact a comedian friend of ours came up with the idea to pose for the photographer as “the passed out drunk on the floor next to the trash can and beer cases”…. so I guess we did have one “drunk”.

Oh, you wanted an actual picture? Sure.

Thanks, Greg.

As for what the groomsmen said to Rick before the ceremony, I cannot say for sure because I was not there. But knowing his groomsmen well, the comments made were probably more like “about friggin time.”