With everyone seeming to catch a cold in these dreary freezing months, I figured a “sick” Clipart FAIL was due. Hey, no matter how crappy you feel, you COULD have drawn these. Huh…. huh? Feel better now?
This child is sleeping so peacefully. That’s because she’s DEAD. Stabbed with a thermometer.
FAIL.
Um, it’s so cold the thermometer is.. bleeding?
FAIL.
More clipart nightmares for me.
FAIL.
This was filed under “sick”, and.. yeah, I pretty agree with that keyword. Run away! Run away!
FAIL.
ummm…… what? is it dancing? Can we draw some arms and legs, for real? Why is it green? Oh, the questions!
FAIL.
I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure tossing pizza dough at your face won’t alleviate cold symptoms.
FAIL.
Oh, good… the tiny little fairy lumberjack doctor got here just in time. Get better, fatty!
FAIL.
What do we discuss first– the dangers of drinking mercury, or that &^%$ shirt!
FAIL.
Don’t care how it’s done, a hand coming from outside the panel is just that– a creepy floating hand.
FAIL.
Too many sarcastic comments to make, brain on overload. (and yes, this was also filed under “sick”.)
ahhhhh one day my line work will be as good as theirs.
The green thing is definitely bizarre, I guess with the Vice Grip on the head they are trying to demonstrate a headache, or a new fashion statement.
The little bibbed overall lumberjack on the fat man’s chest looks like he’s either feeding him or fighting away from him one of those chalky dippin’ sticks.
The last one I think was filed under Sick, in the meaning of “Man that’s Sick, who would have ever thought of making a Monkey Blow Up sex doll.”
As always, these are great. It’s a shame what people put together and put up for use.
I had the same thought on that last one…. but didn’t want to say anything and reveal my inner 12-year-old-boy’s gutter mind. LOL!!!!
Dawn, you FRIGHTEN me.
Thank you!