Not that I am the most primp and proper woman, but there’s a definite improvement on the exit of the shower, as opposed to the entrance. My tricks? Toothpaste and spiking hair glue.
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This is highly unrealistic.
You’re much prettier in real life.
aww shucks, dude.
BUT… you haven’t seen me in the mornings, pre-shower, pre-coffee. *wink* However, I was in that state when my husband proposed, so maybe I AM being too hard on myself!
Just like a magician the female never shares her secrets. 🙂 Love the punch line to this one.
Thanks Todd! I kinda felt it was a tad bit cumbersome, but glad to hear you enjoyed it!
While you say it’s “cumbersome” I think you used the space awesomely! While this could have easily fit in a Sunday strip format you made it work in a daily format. I think it flows well!
After studying my wife’s transformation, I just chalk it up to some strange voodoo trickery. It’s inexplicable.