More nonsensical Sheen quotes for you to ponder over coffee. There are so many “Sheen quote database” sites online, these strips practically write themselves. I could have Zorphbert give a response to each of his eccentric statements, but methinks that would get old. Much to Mr. Sheen’s chagrin, I think most of us have had our fill.

In other news, I think I could now draw Charlie in my sleep. Not that I would ever want to. I like my dreams lunatic-free, thanks.

Be sure to the note the “crazy” straw. Get it? *slaps knee*