You know that famous Bill Cosby skit where he determines you don’t know true parenting unless you have more than 1 kid? I think the same goes for being dog owners. In which case, we’re spoiled dog owners.

And, our dog is so damn good, she would never even do this. I have left my lunch sitting on the coffee table, with her lying next to it, and return to find nothing touched. She’s never even gotten into the kitchen trash. We were just joking that if we leave her home alone for too long, she seeks revenge by taking a single tissue out of the living room waste basket and placing it on the floor 6 inches from the waste basket. “SO THERE! That’ll show you humans. Whatcha gonna do about that tissue now, huh? HUH?”

Yeah, we’re super spoiled.