I am not defective! Take that American media! BURN! oh, who cares.

That was my 16-year-old rebel self speaking. My 29-year-old real world self says, “oh, screw it. Fine, I’ll wear makeup to work, and buy a couple dinky necklaces, and attempt to look “normal”… but I draw the line at a big poofy frilly wedding gown and tiara.”

And a note on the “male owner”, yes he is loosely based on my fiance Rick.. and Rick does cook more (and better) than I do… but I wouldn’t ever call him “feminine”, not in the least. Just had to say that on his behalf, lol. Let the guy retain some dignity.

Anyhoo, moving on, don’t forget about TONIGHT!

ustream!