I am not defective! Take that American media! BURN! oh, who cares.

That was my 16-year-old rebel self speaking. My 29-year-old real world self says, “oh, screw it. Fine, I’ll wear makeup to work, and buy a couple dinky necklaces, and attempt to look “normal”… but I draw the line at a big poofy frilly wedding gown and tiara.”

And a note on the “male owner”, yes he is loosely based on my fiance Rick.. and Rick does cook more (and better) than I do… but I wouldn’t ever call him “feminine”, not in the least. Just had to say that on his behalf, lol. Let the guy retain some dignity.

Anyhoo, moving on, don’t forget about TONIGHT!