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All poor Fred wants is cake. Can a chubby boxer get some cake already?
Dawn’s Actual Wedding Experience
I did not toss the bouquet, or do the garder toss. Rick and I saw them as dated traditions, and besides… we’re one of the last of our friends to get married, and the few single girls who were left were not the type to dive mosh-pit style after a bouquet. It would have been more like a bouquet hand-off, to whomever would take the thing.
I did have a bouquet of wheat shaft and orange lilies and fake leaves, but being that I’m not big on flowers, I was glad to be done with carrying that thing around after the family posed pictures. After all, hands are made for holding a beer. (okay, and drawing!)