I’m attached to this one, particularly because of how frustrated I get– A: untangling the lights, B: stringing the lights, and C: not having them go out as SOON as you get them hung up perfectly. I can get pretty enraged about these things.

Maybe you recall the old parody/joke Christmas song from the “Twisted Christmas” soundtrack, “The 12 Pains of Christmas”. This is a tradition at my house to play while decorating… and I crack up at the guy who is just SCREAMING about the christmas lights: ” What happened to all the extension cords?!”…… “One light goes out, THEY ALL GO OUT!” …..“FINE! YOU HANG UP THE LIGHTS!”