Smokers get their nicotine patch, so why not a sugar patch! Actually… this isn’t a bad idea… for people trying to cut back on their sugar intake (or caffeine), a patch would be a great idea to help ween them off their dependence on it.

As for the cheap-o plastic toys that make you question your need for them, all you need is an Arcade, a full afternoon of skeeball, and about 1,000 tickets.