Hoooo man, nothing’s worse than that moment when you catch yourself swearing in front of your parents, especially as a kid, when you can still get a “whoopin'”. Or in Ralphie’s case, a mouthful of soap.

Anyone else remember the soap punishment? I can remember a couple times, vaguely. You know, soap poisoning erased those memories for me, brain damage as all. ;0)


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