My dog cannot do this. She’s too busy chasing rabbits and other woodland creatures to balance them on her nose. She has actually caught one of them, I found a dead rabbit in the middle of the yard Sunday. I feel oddly proud (she’s still a young pup) and at the same time apprehensive. I’m not very fond of dead furry things in my yard, really.

I should put it’s head on a stick to warn the others to stop digging holes in my yard.

To all you rabbit enthusiasts out there, my dog says “sorry.” And I will not do the head-on-a-stick thing, I was just kidding.