Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Holidays to all you wonderful readers! I hope your holiday is bright, warm, and full of weirdo friends & family.

As a little Holiday gift, I want to give away a gift to the winner of this latest “Put Words in Their Mouths” Caption Contest! The PRIZES this time around are a hand-painted glow-in-the-dark Z&F FIGURINE ALONG WITH a Z&F mini book (as the grand prize) and an oversize signed Special Edition Christmas Poster (for the runner-up) with last year’s “Twas the Night” rendition! Both are rarities, so unless you hunt me down at a convention, I do not sell these in my store.

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For those of you who follow me on social media, you may have seen our custom Christmas Card for this year– a tribute to the Christmas Story movie poster.This is an alternative version, with the Weird Kid instead of our dog April. Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to come up with a funny caption from Zorphbert, as shown in the image. I will chose the winner and post the caption on January 1st, 2013.

Okay, now some Rules:

  1. Post your entry via a comment below.
  2. Remember this is a kid-friendly site, okay?
  3. You can post up to THREE entries.
  4. I’ll select the funniest and most fitting caption, for Zorphbert’s character.
  5. The previous winner is ultimately ineligible this round (sorry, OnyxSparrow)
  6. Your entries are DUE NEW YEAR’S EVE by 8pm EST.