My character in Z&F loves everything pumpkin- lattes, ice cream, pie…. and THAT much is a real-life fact. I LOVE me some pumpkin, which is why it disappoints me to see pumpkin clipart like… this…

DO NOT MESS WITH THE PUMPKIN-HEADS!

Yes. Yes, they are. Just not the way you draw them.

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Tiny head, tiny brain? A self portrait, I presume.

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Would YOU hug this? Yeah, thought so.

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Had Linus known the true identity of the Great Pumpkin, he would have ran AWAY, at top speed, from the pumpkin patch.

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Wishful thinking there, princess.

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Uhhhhh naked carrot-lover gets his fix by scaring gaurdian dog? I guess?

It shouldn’t take this long to process a piece of clipart. I mean, it’s CLIPART, not a warped one-page storybook.

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It’s a thinker.

and I’m still thinking.

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Now it’s YOUR turn!

This one actually reminded me of a pumpkin-carving storyline here at Z&F. But what do you think would be a great caption for this guy?