First off, a Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it. Happy Holiday otherwise, or just have a dang good day, k?
Now, on with the scary Santa clipart. I didn’t even have time to go through everything, but found a slew of gems:
Zombie Santa and the Mrs. are hard at work… after all, there’s lists of good brains and bad brains to make.
FAIL.
Santa Urkel? Maybe we should be glad he spends the rest of the year at the North Pole where none of us have to see this.
FAIL.
Mirror mirror, in my hand, who has the smallest head in the land?
FAIL.
“S” is for STOP. Stop making these cheasy fonts. Just. Stop.
FAIL.
Annnnnnd next on the shopping list.. Pants. Might be beneficial, with all those kids sitting in your lap, no?
FAIL.
I… don’t know. Make your own comment. I’m baffled.
FAIL.
Is it the magic of the holiday that is keeping this kid hovering? I could say something else, but I need to keep this PG as possible.
FAIL.
FAIL.
Dryer sheets really help get rid of that pesky static elf problem.
FAIL.
Rudolf the one-eyed reindeer… sitting in a {edited for PG-rating} sleigh. Well, just LOOK at it.
FAIL. REALLY, FAIL.
BIG FAT FAIL.
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Um, yeah, Happy Holidays! Hope your Christmas cards had better clipart than this.
hahahaha. man, i just LOVE these clip art fails you do! merry christmas dawn!
I think no-pants Santa got his list and toilet paper confused
Grrr…you beat me to it John
my thoughts exactly…that’s not a list, Santa just ran out of TP and was sneaking out to get some more from the spare bathroom when someone “naughty” took a pic to post on the internet…lol
Santa’s visit to the Amazon goes horribly wrong when he runs into a tribe of headhunters!
Watch Santa do battle underwater with the deadly starfish!
Ewww! Passed out drunk Santa is lying in a puddle of his own poo!
And when did Rudolph become the “man in the boat?”
Passed out Santa happens when he visits my house…
Yes, the last one is a bed-pan… my Mom was a nurse, I know one when I see one. And what a surprise that there’s a reindeer in it! Who knew?
okay, i saw your comment over at beartoons and had to come check you out. i’m glad i did! the clipart fail post is hilarious~i laughed out loud when i read your comment on santa with no pants. youve got some funny stuff here. i’ll breeze back around soon.