Zorphbert & Fred by Dawn Griffin - Clipart FAIL #7

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Dec04

Clipart FAIL #7

by dgriff13 on 2009/12/04 at 12:00 am

Posted In: Clipart FAIL

Some random painfully laughable doodles for your enjoyment.

We don’t need knock-off naked “Precious Moments” characters. Really, we don’t.

FAIL.

Oh, good. The girl from Exorcist is spelling out satanic messages with blocks.

FAIL.

creeeeepy random dog head.

FAIL.

Don’t think there’s much of a use for bearded children in the clipart world. But maybe that’s just me.

FAIL.

My dog could draw better than this. And she can barely walk without bonking her head on something.

FAIL.

He’s… staring…. into… my SOUL. Auughh!

FAIL.

Somewhere, Picasso is rolling in his grave. More like somersaulting. Repeatedly.

FAIL.

Whatever it was, it was spicy. I guess.

FAIL.

smkinoshita

Of all the disturbing, nasty-looking clipart… that last one looks pornographic somehow.
- dgriff13
  
  it does. I stared at it for a long time trying to figure out what it was.. which I didn’t…. but then I took a shower.
Dan Long

Where do these things COME from? Have any of these ever been used ever ever? Do people get paid to make these? So many questions!
- dgriff13
  
  It’s best not to question, but to smile and nod.
tmcelmurry

Those are awesome. Yet again you’ve managed to find some great FAIL’s.
- dgriff13
  
  sadly, they are not hard to find. Thanks tho ;0)
Danny Burleson

RE: The artistic, soul-staring baby . . . that’s not paint. XD

And somewhere out there someone is saying, “Oh, thank goodness! I didn’t think I was EVER going to find of picture of a bearded child to put on our flyer for the school’s first annual Faux Facial Follicles Day.”
- dgriff13
  
  It’s confirmed. I will be having nightmares of sour-staring baby for weeks. And “Faux Facial Follicles Day” sounds like a hairy good time. HA! (god that was bad.)
Brogan

What in the h*ll is that last one supposed to be?? LOL.
- dgriff13
  
  the eternal question. If you find out… don’t tell me. Don’t think I want to know.
John K

These are so horrific that I love them! 🙂
- dgriff13
  
  it’s that so-bad-its-good phenomenon.
Karl

and I wonder why I am broke as an artist…I can’t compete with these masterpieces of artiness or art like objects…lol…is that paint, blood or ketchup on that child in the blue underwear? And hey, I went to school with a guy who had a beard in the 6th grade, so it’s possible they are aiming at that demographic…the freakishly early beard growers…or maybe an early ZZ Top…lol
- dgriff13
  
  it’s mind boggling that’s for sure. Thanks for stopping by ;0)
Chris Watkins

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach (or so they say). Those who think they can, but most certainly can’t, draw barrel-bottom clip-art.
- dgriff13
  
  *sniff* that was so deep, man. so deep.