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This week’s Clipart FAIL features a Z&F-relevant keyword: DOG. I figured there must be a ton of gems buried in Clipart’s Archives of Shame with such a common word. I was correct.

dogcrayon

When did CRAYON become a respected medium? Has Clipart.com heard of child labor laws?

FAIL.

dogface

Well, I know what will prancing around in my next nightmare.

FAIL.

dogtoilet

No idea what inspired this. Love the straining, you really “feel” it. aak.

FAIL.

dog_turkeyleg

W. T. H…………?

FAIL.

dogteeth

Sometimes, you have to ask yourself, will this ever be used in the “real world”?

FAIL.

dog-what?

Did Dr. Suess crash the Clipart Party? Kill it, quick, before it eats me.

FAIL.

dogsign

Let’s try drawing SOBER, capice?

FAIL.

dogalien

Just for kicks I did a search for “alien dogs”. This resulted. Not a terrible drawing, I’ll give it that… but file it under “No One Will Ever Use This.”

FAIL.

Clipart FAIL Fanart!

Not that I ever would have expected it, but I actually received a “fanart” piece from the previous Clipart FAIL posting. Mr. Tom Joiner (aka Bo Lumpkin) sent me this hilarious rendition/improvement upon the bizarre “turkey” lineart I stumbled on. Fitting in with today’s keyword, he managed to covert the turkey into a DOG. Well done, dontcha think? I’m calling it “Whistling Dalmatian”. And he’s ready for anything!

Clipart Dog