It’s been a while since we had a Clipart FAIL, so I figured why not zero in on the same thing Z&F are studying… EARTH! I’m sure clipart.com can conjure up some decent images representative of our fine planet, no? *cough*

 Yes, I believe that is precisely how Z&F view our planet.

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….and no, that’s NOT how I’d draw Z&F outside their costumes. I’m not drunk, or 3 years old.

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 I like the keywords associated with this image: “earth, television, eating”. Because the people at Clipart.com didn’t know what the %$#@ this was about either.

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 Whatever this is, it’s safe to say….
“YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.”

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 What I wanna know is- what planet is scolding us? Mars? Pshhhh.

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That’s nice. The first astronaut on the moon makes his.. erm.. “mark”.

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 Well… there’s something you don’t see everyday. Or, ever.

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So, if FLOATING NAKED BABIES make the Earth feel BETTER, what exactly made it cry in the first place?!

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 Turbulence, shm-urbulence.

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Prof. Earth needs to put on some frickin pants.